Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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