Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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