4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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GONNA

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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