A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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GIVE

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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