What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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