What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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