Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Dylan Eichas

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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