What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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poop.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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