A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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