Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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