It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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