A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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this site is funny.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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japan4.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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