Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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