- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

this site is funny.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

i was molested.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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