What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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hi hi strager danger

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Invisible Television.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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