How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Lacrosse

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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