Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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