Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Invisible Television.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

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