why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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hi hi strager danger

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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