teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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i was molested.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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hi hi strager danger

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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