When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Women's rights.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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