A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Ted Haggard.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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