What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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I've got a boner

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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