how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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poop.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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