What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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