A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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