why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Gale swallows.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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