Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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