What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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