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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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