Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Women's Rights

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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