What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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FIRE!!

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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