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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Knock, Knock The door's open

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

your mommy so gehto shes black

A BABY seal walks into a club

Women's Rights

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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