You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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a Jew had a small nose

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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my bubbles!

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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