Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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