When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Boom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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