how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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nick toth

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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GONNA

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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penis

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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