The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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someone called a frog a frog

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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