- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

penis

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

whats annoying and black? black people

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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