I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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America Votes

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

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