How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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