what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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