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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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make me a sandwich!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Boom.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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