- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Dislike this!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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