Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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I've got a boner

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make me a sandwich!

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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a Jew had a small nose

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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