A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Boom.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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GONNA

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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