whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What?

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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japan4.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Boom.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Dylan Eichas

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