- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock, Knock The door's open

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

a Jew had a small nose

Women's Rights

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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