how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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