what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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nick toth

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Anti Joke

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