Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Dick Chaney

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I've got a boner

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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