whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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