Dick Chaney

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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nick toth

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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