Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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penis

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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whats black. an african american person

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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nick toth

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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