what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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America Votes

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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