Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Women's Rights

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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