Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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penis

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Gale swallows.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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