Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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make me a sandwich!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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America Votes

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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