What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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