a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Dick Chaney

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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