What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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lebron

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Dick Chaney

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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