what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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