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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Good to see you today!

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Gale swallows.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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