i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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You.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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