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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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