What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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