what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Sarah Palin

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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