What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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