I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Religion

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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