whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Gale swallows.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Yee

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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