Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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