Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Jesus

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Runescape.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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