- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

FIRE!!

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

A Woman out of the kitchen

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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