- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What rhymes with you? You.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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