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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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