What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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BUT HWY?

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Anti Joke

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