Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Hi

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Jesus

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A fat man on a moped

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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