What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why? Because racecar.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Anti Joke

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