How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Anti Joke

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