What rhymes with you? You.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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America Votes

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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