knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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