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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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