How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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