A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Arrow to the Knee

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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I went to the store and I fell

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The Holocaust

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