what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

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