A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A seal walks into a club...

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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