Sarah Palin

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Knock knock

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why? Because racecar.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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