What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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GIVE

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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this site is funny.

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