Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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