What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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