Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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whats forever alone me

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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