- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

am i invited to party? no

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

Womens rights

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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