Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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am i invited to party? no

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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