Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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hi hi strager danger

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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