A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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