Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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hi, im sober.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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am i invited to party? no

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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