What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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SNAPPLE!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Anti Joke

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