Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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hi, im sober.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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