Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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i was molested.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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