Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Women's rights.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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LIKE THIS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Anti Joke

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