do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Arron Glass

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Sarah Palin

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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