whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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