whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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