There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Ted Haggard.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Sarah Palin

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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