- Anti Joke

am i invited to party? no

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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