Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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am i invited to party? no

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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