Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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