Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Arron Glass

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Women's rights.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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