iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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