Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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