Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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