What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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if you read this you are gay

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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