What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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George Bush.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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