- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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