- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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