Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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