Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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if you read this you are gay

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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