What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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George Bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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