Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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