Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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