What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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