A. Hey.. B. Hi

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Fat people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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