Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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if you read this you are gay

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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