Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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