Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Where is my tractor?

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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