Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Fat people.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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