your mommy so gehto shes black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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