What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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