There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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