Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Justin Bieber.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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68

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How are you this morning?

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