Justin Bieber.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Fat people.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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