Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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