Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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