what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Fat people.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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