Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Fat people.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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