Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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call of duty world at war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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