Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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America

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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You

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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