What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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boobs

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Anti Joke

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