Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

I have no soul so I must consume yours

George Bush.

Women's Rights.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Dont look at me.

Anti Joke

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