Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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