What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Are you a tree? No.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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