Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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So you there Red?

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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