What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Miley Cyrus.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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