- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

sexual intercourse.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

So you there Red?

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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