Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Men's Rights

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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