Men's Rights

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Har har hey

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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