What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

A man buys free health care...

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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