Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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