What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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You

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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