whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Yes.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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