Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Har har hey

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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PATHETIC

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Anti Joke

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