whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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The Olympics

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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You copy and paster!

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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black people. that is all...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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