Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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