So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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