- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

PATHETIC

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Apple.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Are you a tree? No.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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