why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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