why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Dont look at me.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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