Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Jews...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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