- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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