Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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