3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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