- Anti Joke

What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

I'm hungry.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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