I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Hi

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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obamas trench

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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