Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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