What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Dont look at me.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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