Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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