- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Penis.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Society.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Yo mama is so fat!

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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