When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Fags are gay.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

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