Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Mexicans are like waffles

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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