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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Why is your face? Because.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

You copy and paster!

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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