- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Where does a homeless person live? No where

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Society.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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