What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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