Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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